May 2013
1 post
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*
April 2013
36 posts
“Don’t lose yourself just because you found somebody.”
– (via 0000270925)
ohyeselifresh:
how the fuck is tomorrow monday, it was just fucking friday a minute ago.
“She was bored. She loved, had capacity to love, for love, to give and accept...”
– William Faulkner (via mahalkitax3)
“Your silence will not protect you.”
– Audre Lorde (via fakeville)
tarzanekingoffemales:
Do NOT drive through Boston or take the subway right now. The emergency radio is buzzing with more possible bombs. Please spread this everywhere you can to let your friends and family members know. It could save a life.
March 2013
22 posts
“Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then...”
– Karen Marie Moning
Sometimes I feel so forgotten.
like how I see someone I use to talk to, an old friend who I have so many memories with, how close we use to be, how we used to each other all day; then you see them fine without you, because they have someone else. You’ve been replaced, they no longer need you. Like that person just suddenly forgotten everything that you guys went through.
“If you love deeply, you’re going to get hurt badly. But it’s still worth it.”
– C.S Lewis
uhhliezuh asked: Idk! When can you piccck us up :)
