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Have a history teacher explain this if they can. Abraham...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:14:39 -0400

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

Killuminati….

How to unlock a car with a shoelace.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:59:43 -0400

bakerstreetsdoctor:

aliciasw0nderland:

Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.

Slide it through the small opening of the car door.

Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.

TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007

reblogging for future references

YES

Cause I’m gonna need this one day in case I get locked outta my car lol

Pollen accidentally enters body

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:09:42 -0400

*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*

phuckyolifeee: extraordinarybrother: princethepurpleking: Sist...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:46:44 -0400

phuckyolifeee:

extraordinarybrother:

princethepurpleking:

Sisters are evil

I laughed at this shit for like 5min

Sum shit my little sister would do to me ctfu

lmfao gonna do this to jesse’s giraffe neck lol

shota-kudasai: today’s senior prank omfg I’m dying eagle high...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:35:33 -0400

shota-kudasai:

today’s senior prank omfg I’m dying

eagle high school’s mascot is a horse what

hahahahaha

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:27:56 -0400

hahahahaha

scared-tobreathe: click here qts

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:40:22 -0400

scared-tobreathe:

click here qts

to-be-skinny-and-lovely: kruzanbeauty: thatkrunkkid: unexcite:...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:39:17 -0400

to-be-skinny-and-lovely:

kruzanbeauty:

thatkrunkkid:

unexcite:

having-wanderlust:

smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

we all tried…

its impossible to scroll over this

everyone

has

tried

i failed…

i watched this so many times before i pressed reblog

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 05:31:37 -0400

"Don’t lose yourself just because you found somebody."

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 05:31:15 -0400

“Don’t lose yourself just because you found somebody.”

- (via 0000270925)

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ohyeselifresh: how the fuck is tomorrow monday, it was just fucking friday a minute ago.

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 05:04:18 -0400

ohyeselifresh:

how the fuck is tomorrow monday, it was just fucking friday a minute ago.

"She was bored. She loved, had capacity to love, for love, to give and accept love. Only she tried..."

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 05:03:51 -0400

“She was bored. She loved, had capacity to love, for love, to give and accept love. Only she tried twice and failed twice to find somebody not just strong enough to deserve it, earn it, match it, but even brave enough to accept it.”

- William Faulkner (via mahalkitax3)

"Your silence will not protect you."

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 05:03:34 -0400

“Your silence will not protect you.”

- Audre Lorde (via fakeville)

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